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Or Something? Classic Once Again!

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The Author
"I COULD do that. Or I could just sit here drinking this coke."
The Author, and Star of the comic. He's notoriously lazy. Incidentally, when In Character, one of his character is whipped (Not Literally!), by Nei's alt.

Crazy Artist Girl
"Well, you know, the thing about that is (Rant Omitted)"
Sarah is one of Mako's IRL friends. And she's an artist. And sometimes she rants like crazy. CRAZY, I SAY! Oh, and she has laser eyeballs.

Wielder of the Wisdom Stick
"Mako. If you don't stop talking right now, I'm gonna hit you wityh the wisdom stick."
Destin is another of the Videoland possy. And keeper of the wisdom stick. But it would be spoilerriffic to explain the Wisdom stick before it's official introduction.

The Obligatory Femme
"Y'know what? That's just so nonsensical even I'm not gonna let that pass."
Nei/Kunoichi is, as mentioned the obligatory female. She also tends to contradict Mako's arguments when she can. Incidentally, her character, Crystal, has Mako's Character, Gold, whipped. And she has a harem.

Abuse Monkey
"ARGH!" *EXPLODES*
Ark is the official comic abuse monkey since Gamen got written. He seems to have an endless supply of Linkbabies in his skull. He is also another Aussie.

The Authors Sister
"LINKBABIES!"
Tress is Mako's sister, and shares some Author powers. She's also stolen a keyblade. Don't ask where she got it. On top of all that, she has a Linkbaby fixation.

The Authors Father
"No, if I just twist this like so, I'll blow up the universe...Whoops."
Robbie is Mako's father, and a genuine published Author. He could also probably bring about the MUSHpocalypse, if he isn't kept in check. Especially with his sidekick, Plush Cthulhu, around.

Robbie's Sidekick
"*Quote Unprintable*"
Robbie's lab assistant, Plush Cthulhu is the cutest embodiment of evil since the Linkbabies. He has this tendency to eat people, and break the universe with Robbie's help.

LINKBABIES!
"Yipyipyipyipyipyipyippee!"
They're miniature clones of Link. They are actually the babies of Past Link. Just don't ask, okay.

The Signal Of Death
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It's a rope. And when it's puleld, all hell breaks loose. It was stolen from ACROSS HQ.

Name: Makoknight
Role: Author's Incarnation/Savior of the Online World
Quote: "Alright, I'm pretty sure I'm going to update this time..."
Profile: Mako's back, and he's more clueless (And more powerful) then ever before! Or is he? Well, probably. I think...

Name: Sean
Role: Sadistic Bastard/Code Abuser
Quote: "Wait a second...How many dead did you say there were?" *slash* "Go fix that total."
Profile: The dragon slaying bastard has also returned, albeit with blue hair, and now has the powers of code...But can he use them? Well, probably not, but who needs 'em. He can kill stuff! 

Name: Metboy
Role: Bumbling Sidekick/Invulnerable Thingy
Quote: "...You screwed up again, didn't you?"
Profile: One of BoF's charstaff, Metboy has joined Mako's quest to destroy the Trinity. Armed with an Armor of nerpium, does anyone have a chance of hurting him?

Name: Tress
Role: Annoying Villain
Quote: "Tactics? I don't need no stinkin' tactics! Cry havoc and let loose the frogs of war!"
Profile: The new villain on the block, and Mako's sister. Will the online world survive two members of Mako's family? Also, do you know how hard it is to be a pyromaniac living in an Ice Cave?

Name: Frog
Role: Minion
Quote: "I need a new boss."
Profile: Tricked into working for Tress. Just that simple.

Name: Crono
Role: Minion
Quote: "..."
Profile: Same as Frog.

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Or Something?, Makoknight, Idle, Lag and Netdeath are all copyright (C) Nick Matthews, 2001. All Rights Reserved.
Squeeky-Bobo, Sean, Angie, Gamen and Varsis are based on real people.
Squeeky Bobo's Picture is Copyright (C) Pete Abrams, but he wouldn't be so cruel as to sue the little guy, would he?